Internet Person

Welcome to my antisocial media. I stole some of this bio from another account. I don’t think I’m real, pretty sure I’m just a plot device. Whole-life-crisis.

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@TheFFBallers Not good at football Junior

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@TheFFBallers Marvin Less-than-one Junior

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@mainman255081 @TheFFBallers BD energy is the best one.

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@TheFFBallers Puka “Nah”cua.

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I’m still *wears socks with least amount of holes in them* years old.

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Them: what brings you to apply with us? Why do you want to work here?

Me: *leaves interview.

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Chuck Norris just decided 86 will be the oldest any of can be before we die.

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“TraumaWized”…

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…starting now. 💀

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@smplydreadful

Yours
I am, my heart is,half or less of the blame, the ability to move on therefore the ability to move on from the pain and regain trust and carry a new you forward into a new us, my love, my obsession, my affection, my attention, my life

All and more are yours

[Internet Person @grownuphuman]

I will never destroy you again

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Sometimes they do.

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Them: I just want someone to obsess over me like that.

Me:

My experience: no they don’t.

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Figured it out. 😉

This is the s̶a̶d̶d̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶c̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶ most liberated account on here.

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How do you scratch out the text as like a font? Cus I want this tweet to say:
This is the saddest account on here. But I want to scratch out sad and say *pathetic.

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Every joke Chuck Norris tells is a Chuck Norris joke.

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@WhiteHouse FLOTUS Douchenald Trump. Redefining winning, constitution, and what it means to be an ameriKan.

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@willcain Douchey.

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@elonmusk Adorable. Now, you fucking psycho, maybe consider that you and your soon-to-be trillionaire buddies are the only 3 to 5 individuals on earth that could have actually done anything about any of it. But yeah, it’s all a “far left” issue. Nothing of the far right nor Israel. 🫡 👍

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@JasonMoore I am so worried about you guys. After the excitement the foot clan shared with you guys after the Gannon news, it would be an AZ fan hate crime to bring in Arthur Sith. Gross.

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@FFHitman You guys might have to move the entire show.

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@gavinmchughh Who has the prop bet for Lions game winning td called back for a game ending loss?

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@FT Tldr: they’re in a shit ton of pictures together.