daphne j

very sleepy | she/her

[daphne j @dafdave_]

EVERYONE SHUT UP MY PERFECT 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY JUST FELL RIGHT INTO MY LAP

[Shrek @Shrek]

Not too Far, Far Away… Shrek 5 is coming to theaters on July 1, 2026 with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.

[Saúl @SITINHELLWITHU_]

No one is allowed to claim being a Lorde stan if they weren’t in the trenches defending Solar Power in 2021. We will be checking at the door

[lily zella jackson @lilyzella]

All seagulls are boys. A girl wouldn’t do that

[daphne j @dafdave_]

Why did I think this was Abby Lee Miller

[YANN @yannhatchuel]

I never even watched The Bachelor but I’m ready to stan this legend

[daphne j @dafdave_]

@notnataliem The price we pay for being lightyears ahead of our time I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[daphne j @dafdave_]

@notnataliem Similar vibes over here

[daphne j @dafdave_]

@notnataliem I am lol indeed

[daphne j @dafdave_]

@notnataliem These are fighting words natalie we are pitting geminis against each other here

[daphne j @dafdave_]

@jackson1murphy Tennessee a close second

[daphne j @dafdave_]

@divacupgirlie4 And you should

[daphne j @dafdave_]

If u hear me listening to Hamilton u can take that as a sign that I am Not Doing Ok at the Moment

[daphne j @dafdave_]

@amberleemerrill Lol Surprisingly Relatable is my new brand

[daphne j @dafdave_]

Turned 25 and could no longer tolerate fabric touching my armpits

[daphne j @dafdave_]

Happy Daylight Savings Eve! The absolute best holiday of the year! Cannot wait to get my extra hour of sleep tonight!

[daphne j @dafdave_]

@divacupgirlie4 I told Anthony about this tweet and he’s been upset for 5 minutes

[daphne j @dafdave_]

The feminine urge to get rid of every single article of clothing I own and start from scratch

[daphne j @dafdave_]

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s an NFT

[daphne j @dafdave_]

Infuriating that exercising really does improve my mood. You win again, Science!!

[daphne j @dafdave_]

Love in 2021 is not telling your partner you’ve already seen the tiktok they’re about to show you