Midnight Cowgirl

I’m literally named after an elf. Shannara Chronicles, ever heard of it?

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes.

The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

[meej (they/them) @Meeejie]

‘you live in a progressive area, you’ll be fine’ it’s not just about me, it was NEVER just about me. it should never just be about you.

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Midnight Cowgirl @amberleemerrill]

I’ve always said the US would be better off as like, five or six separate countries. Maybe we should do that.

[Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea 🇺🇸 @Talyn777]

While your daughter is bleeding out in a hospital waiting room without healthcare, natural disasters are ruining your home and you no longer have social security, I sure hope your eggs are cheaper

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

on the bright side its a 70 degree day in november so we might not even live through this administration

[The Romano Report @TheRomanoReport]

These fucking morons voted for a criminal because they think that presidents control the price of groceries.

[Michael J. Stern @MichaelJStern1]

CNN has a story titled “where the Harris campaign went wrong.”

Nope, I won’t read it.

Harris ran a great campaign.

The story should be titled “where the American people went wrong.”

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

The thing about leopards is eventually they will eat you too.

Your favorite local restaurant closing because the nice family who owns it getting deported. You thought they were some of the “good ones.” The price of produce skyrocketing even before the camps are built as immigrants flee. Your daughter dying of sepsis because the lawyers feel it’s too risky to perform that D&C.

No more FAFSA for your kids college because you didn’t know that was part of the Department of Education. Veterans having their benefits cut because they rolled back the PACT Act as too expensive. That factory in town that was going to build chips and employ your kids never breaking ground because of the repeal of the CHIPs act. The bridge that was going to cut your commute in half being canceled because of the repeal of the Infrastructure Act.

That sweet government job that you’ve loved because you can work 8 hours a day and fish on the weekends has been slated for a MAGA Schedule F slot because it controls funding for contracts that will go to Republican donors, so you’re fired without cause or any union protections.

You’ll blame Biden or the local Democrats probably. But it will be fine because Elon promised it would be uncomfortable at first but it will get better. You were just so sure it would be uncomfortable for…you know…”those people.” Not you.

But that’s leopards for you. They eat whatever is available.

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[Midnight Cowgirl @amberleemerrill]

What joy is there to be had? I’m so serious. How do I continue to have hope when this is reality?

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

What a devastating indictment of our country.

[The Stuttering Sissy @chulito_jotito]

This man lost to Biden.

Lost by ALOT.

If you think that this is ANYTHING other than misogyny at play you’re lying to yourself.

She is THE most qualified candidate on YEARS.

She is viciously intelligent and driven.

She is losing ground with MEN, latine & Blk voters.