Daffy

[Daffy @dafffyx]

England 1 USA 1 Green's mistake on Demsy's shoot

[Daffy @dafffyx]

England leads USA 1-0 by Gerrad

[Mr Dirty @dirtyjoke]

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?A. After five years your job will still suck.

[Mr Dirty @dirtyjoke]

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A. Breasts don't have eyes.

[CNN Tech @cnntech]

Steve Jobs announces the iPhone 4 at conference in San Francisco.