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Daft martian, daft West Ham fan, daft old fart . Appreciator of tea and cheese.

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@GiveUsAQuid Every Night go to bed Incredulous at the stupididy of Human kind, and every morning I wake up to find that, in that respect, Human kind has surpassed itself.

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@vicsinghb @elonmusk Yep, we have a serious plurality issue coming down the line

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@TheHeadmaster1 It was awesome!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 None of them

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@Moyesiah7_6_23 @WHUFC_Woody You fail to understand the nature of opinion

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Work Much Harder

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@nkh12349 Only when it’s me doing the telling!

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@nkh12349 I read Horton Hatches the Egg

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@JohnCon72636524 @wyko778 My dad used to say the most important part of any conversation is listening

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@bagshaw2112 1975

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@JohnCon72636524 Yep, this is a good thing, I’m 59, retired last May, took the summer off and I now work part time 24 hours a week. My pension pays my bills and my pay is enough that I can do what I want to and still save a little bit. Work life balance is so much more important than mere money

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@bagshaw2112 1974

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@nkh12349 Nothing, I love Mondays

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@hollseey Unchanged, can’t complain at that but I wonder, is it also a little bit of a reaction to being carved open in the first 5 minutes in the last game we played against them

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@poppygibsonuk Phantasm

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@TheHeadmaster1 Where you off to?

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@SoVeryBritish WIGTTFOOS. Well I’ll go to the foot of our stairs
TAEDKOF. That’s an entirely different kettle of fish
IMGHWSBAB. If my granny had wheels she’d be a bike
AAUATOAF. About as useful as tits on a fish

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@TheHeadmaster1 I shall be doing the same based on the fact that I have no interest in in anything that horsey old trollop has to say

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@xXxJ0DIExXx The washing up?

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@MissBcoyi Knowing my luck I’d get the ghostie complaints desk at the afterlife Asda