B. Jakers

Breaker of Balls. “King Snake”

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Sunk my only birdie putt of the day (93) in front of the cart girl. Pressure makes diamonds

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Got laid off from my shitty job 2 weeks ago and could not be happier. Why can’t life always be this easy? #chud #funemployed

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@ConnorKoch33 First twitter like of 2026 🥀

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Trying to explain to my Mother that no, I cannot take 2 hours in the middle of my remote work day to reorganize the garage

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built something for movie lovers. shoutout fable!

https://t.co/zBab8g9Mry

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@ChrisDeeeeeee @the_P_God People aren’t making reservations at the restaurants you DoorDash at..

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@girlfieds @The_Only_Barbie “Psychically”

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Time to rehabilitate my twitter image. #love

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New business idea: BO fines on public transport

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@babyb1as I’m taking Britney in a 1v1

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@babyb1as JF guarantee

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What is so hard for barbers to understand about A LITTLE OFF THE TOP??? EVERY SINGLE TIME MAN.

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Dry January lasted about 4 hours

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Just watched Marty Supreme. Time to replace pool tables with ping pong tables in bars

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Why does the family dog always get the best presents

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@BookitWithTrent Ben Sinnott. Nuff said

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You’re either a public farter or you’re not. There is no middle ground

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DO NOT use google translate on the Asian ladies during your pedicure as a man.

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I’m about to smoke weed before noon. I know for some of you degenerates that’s an every day occurrence, but for me it’s a personal failure that I find concerning on every level.

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There is no worse feeling than getting decaf at the gas station and realizing it 45 min later. I can’t even take my morning dump.