Derrick Green

Spreading Smiles Like Herpes

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

I texted the DEA and told them I was DTF they didn't get it lol

[JD @jhank2107]

He can hit shots like this but the hogs didn't even offer him a scholarship 🤔

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

I always have my best ideas when I'm drunk.But I always forget them when I pass out.

[Steve Sullivan @sully7777]

It was my understanding that when you put on a college uniform, you represent that University and its fan base.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Seriously though, I need answers.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When they pass you the aux but you have an iPhone 7

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Today's kids will never know how much your day was ruined if you got hit by one of these

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

It's only Monday and my week is already made!! 😂 #firmdicks
#hahaha
#youdontevenhavetowaitforit

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Works every single time.

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

New heifer this morning

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

Time to close down a bar in Conway....tonight!

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

Bungee jumping is like getting head from an ugly girl. It feels great but just don't look down.

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

Phones get thinner and smarter, people get fatter and more stupid.

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

Know it was a great party when you don't remember how it ended

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

Need liquor and music

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

@Flip_Gonz Pleasant Plains. I'm bout hour and a half north of little rock.

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

@Flip_Gonz hell yea man how long you be there?

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

@Flip_Gonz what for?

[Derrick Green @dagreen19]

Well Im single now, off to do life