David Hepburn

Scotsman and Scotland on Sunday Writer at Large. Lifestyle, travel, arts and engagement mainly. Views own. And usually correct (from my point of view).

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@lexkelandjun Sparky Deathcap!

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@MyGlasgowCC @dj_forrester When I raise a formal complaint nobody ever gets back to me. Where can I raise a formal complaint about nobody doing anything about my formal complaint? Ah, that would be the formal complaint system. But…

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@bookingcom Somebody has booked three flights on my account fraudulently and nobody at https://t.co/7oDdFT2npe seems to care.

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@wizzair Hi. Can’t access my account, can’t reset my password, can’t confirm changed flight times, can’t…do anything. Any chance of a hand? (And please scammers - don’t bother responding).

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@DPD_UK_Helpline Hi. Fancy trying to deliver something instead of not even ringing the doorbell? You’re a delivery company, why do you refuse to deliver anything? You drove past my property today when I was watching your progress on the app. No - I’m not picking it up.

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@questio66566414 @ThePleasance Hahahahahaha!

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@ThePleasance Too sunny?

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@MyGlasgowCC Yeah - have done that. Not sure why you have the word ‘help’ in your Twitter/x handle though…

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@MyGlasgowCC A year on and nothing done - the work STILL hasn’t been completed. Why start a job and not finish it? Stunning incompetency and waste of taxpayers’ money.

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@MyGlasgowCC Would somebody come and finish the installation of this lamppost on Elie Street? Do you actually pay people to leave the pavements like this - and not bother checking the work has actually been done?

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@bt_uk It wasn’t resolved in two hours. I couldn’t get email for the majority of the day, which was MASSIVELY problematic for me.

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@bt_uk Hi. Like many others I can’t access my email - which clearly should not be happening. Currently travelling and completely reliant on it. Can’t see a single update even though it seems to be a widespread issue. What’s going on?

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@indagarwal Bugger off.

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@TicketmasterCS Fancy getting back about TRNSMT? Nope.

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Next year - Bowie, The Beatles and Pink Floyd. Oops, they aren’t appearing any more - here’s James Bay. Theft. Pure and simple.

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@TicketmasterCS Hi. How do I go about getting a full refund for my Friday ticket for TRNSMT now that headline act Kneecap has been blocked from performing by the organisers? Thanks.

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Yeah- submitted as you requested and complete radio silence. Ticketmaster/DF are refusing to even engage. Not a great look. Surely they are confident of selling out TRNSMT with the remaining lineup…?

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@TicketmasterCS So, no response and no real help - understood.

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@TicketmasterCS Followed

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@MyGlasgowCC Unemptied bins left in the middle of the road blocking traffic. A new low. What on earth is going on? It’s 9 Elie Street - could somebody empty them and return them to the binshed asap?

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@FirstinGlasgow It was the time I posted - 6pm on Friday. I imagine the bus turned up at about the same time that you replied. Imagine being a visitor to Glasgow. Literally no way to get from the West End to the airport because your mob just can’t be bothered.

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@FirstinGlasgow Are any 77s going to the airport? Waited for 30 minutes at Partick and nothing - three scheduled services. Google Maps suggests they’re cancelled until 9pm. As ever, a complete shambles. Dunno why I even bother using your buses - always ends in an Uber.