Dave Holzer

Intermittent crasher of mountain bikes and networks.

[Dave Holzer @daholzer]

@JoJoFromJerz I've never wanted to gamble in a prediction market until now!

[CentraCom @CentraCom]

CentraCom is aware of false reports and public discussion linking our company to a proposed data center project in Box Elder County. We wish to clarify that we are not involved in this project in any capacity. We have no plans to participate in this project now or in the future.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

In Uno that means you are losing.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

And then a few months later, @tedcruz, like damn near every one of my former Republican colleagues, grabbed his soul and, on his knees, handed it over to Donald Trump.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Started/Going

[Dave Holzer @daholzer]

The Weekend at Bernie's administration

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Reminds me of those Victorian era post-mortem photos where the family gathers around and poses with the deceased one last time.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

[Dave Holzer @daholzer]

@jkimballcook You'd think that

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

We’ve reached a point where any mix of solutions to our nation’s economic problems is going to involve the wealthiest Americans contributing more. https://t.co/m0zXuXeC43

[McKay Coppins @mckaycoppins]

Romney: "Typically, Democrats insist on higher taxes, and Republicans insist on lower spending. But given the magnitude of our national debt as well as the proximity of the cliff, both are necessary. DOGE took a slash-and-burn approach to budget cutting and failed spectacularly"

[Dave Holzer @daholzer]

Lying takes a toll on your soul. If you don't believe that, you've never had to keep an Elf on the Shelf myth going for any significant number of years.

[Dave Holzer @daholzer]

@jkimballcook Haven't looked lately but I'm still guessing it's Mike Lee

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.

[Richard @ricwe123]

So here we have the director of the FBI Kash Patel saying,
"I’ve never heard of Stew Peters"

Kash made eight on-air appearances on his podcast.
😂😂😂😂😂

Americans deserve so much better than this shitty administration......

[Dave Holzer @daholzer]

I assume the floor of that room is sticky from the spit takes of every reporter.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Leavitt: "I think it's frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit...This is a president who has actually lost money for being president."

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Most people don’t take that many cognitive tests unless a doctor is worried.