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[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Neighbors banded together to stop an arson suspect carrying a blowtorch in Los Angeles' Woodland Hills neighborhood as the Kenneth fire blazed nearby.

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

if landlords opened a restaurant

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

what do you mean “confirms”

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I remember they banned these in school because it was that serious lmaoo

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

It’s margarita degrees outside

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

should i airdrop this to the pilot on my flight

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Thisss

[KAI @ended_everyone]

justin bieber and usher recreating this at the Superbowl could solve world hunger, end global warming, clean the oceans, build villages

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me after guessing my own password

[rift syntax @digitalovebot]

this is fucking art u beasts wouldn’t get it

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

When your bestie is about to do something she’ll regret but it’s gonna be really funny

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him : “are u stupid?”
me:

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

y’all ever be sitting and think “damn this is the real life”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: why did my alarm not go off?

my alarm: