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Butterfly Crime Scene

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@Nuel006 Why aren’t you factoring in the 25% pay increase to the majority of the squad’s contracts?

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@KemiBadenoch Could build a decent sized prison in that gap between your front teeth

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@MBallMusings @FergieStandards Most of those listed above were sold prior to Wilcox being in his position.

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@Danny_McMoomins

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@SimplyUtd If £85m relegates Spurs it’s definitely a bargain

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@TheElitePundit Cunha, Mbeumo and Rashford to varying degrees of success can all fill in as striker cover. At a push Bruno false 9 with Mount as the advanced midfielder.

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@Deppa__77 @UtdXclusive @ManUtd How long have you had your season ticket?

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@FergiesRightRef How long have you had your season ticket?

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@TheAthleticFC When the Athletic started it was meant to be a change to usual shite “red top rags” posted, this is Daily Star-esque, please kindly hand your notice in and seek employment elsewhere.

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@TeleFootball @TelegraphDucker In his defence he’s from Tyneside, they only got electricity in 2018 so he’s not known much of what’s going on in the rest of the world prior to that

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@BasedPatriotUK @danholling Decent levels of retardation 👏

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@Altgthr The summer after that Anderlecht tie in Europe would have been ideal.

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@RonHolm83344050 @Muppetiers £35m for a 29yr old and £70m for a 29yr old are two different things.

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@vintageredevils @Muppetiers The tactical genius behind that memorable triumphant 2021 Ukrainian super cup will have them competing at the very top I’m sure. That’s if he doesn’t have a meltdown and quit by November like he usually does.

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@vintageredevils @Muppetiers Angel Di Maria and Pogba are miles ahead of both Fernandes and Tonali. Also a half decent fortnight at Shaktar doesn’t make you an incredible manager, he’s been a failure everywhere

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@HLTCO @tgalligan33 @RealBigToshi Make it 45-60mins long, one strike & out, big baller, thinner bats, backstop can’t wear a box, bring back steroids. Baseball = fixed.

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@MartienBall A reported £80m fee for a player than can’t get into his international squad, and at best minimally raises the floor. If this deal happens United miss out on nothing.

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@nqatpod The twat is absolutely devastated that it stood.

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@colinmufc2 @JoeSmith93 Wisest floating head since Zordon

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@Jordan_MG_ It’s the guy whose biggest achievement is bankrupting Southampton and trying to get a rugby coach to fix it.