Linda v2.0

Nell. From the movie Nell. Certified Martyr.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@medievalgill Since I have an Irish Mammy & she’s sent me to buy mass cards for people who are not dead (and specifically told me they were very very dead) I have to ask… is Frances still with us?

I’m afraid to count the number of times I’ve told the gossipy florist that a local is dead.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

Lovely 🫠

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

I want to join the cats and crawl into a cool flowerbed and hide from the sun… Velcro Dog is suffering beside me 🥹

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@WolfInBrum_1877 @gov_fails @TheRealFounding @MattCrivelli Humidity in Ireland is 76% at the moment. We have a temperate climate, it’s supposed to be wet (humid during warm weather) all year without a dry season.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

I have Done All The Things in preparation to die of heatstroke at midday.

I’m halfway there as it is.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@russellkdegraff @notadampaul @FilmThePoliceLA My sister gets regular infusions of chemo drugs because UC is an autoimmune issue. It’s IBD - a Disease - it destroying the colon & can result in having the bowel/rectum entirely removed & replaced with an external ostomy pouch.

IBS is just functional - it doesn’t damage you.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

Sky is clear enough to see Wales across the Irish Sea 👋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@jordsjailacc Just for today ❤️

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

My mother thought I was the menopause.

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

I have an older mom and the thing about this is anyone can die at any time

[Niamh Ní Cheallaigh 🕊🇵🇸🌻🇮🇪♿️ @CheallaighNiamh]

@rtenews I'm sure that the 116 data centres in the Greater Dublin area have nothing to do with it 🤔
https://t.co/roQNH4xf1o

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

Just to point out that I think she is awesome and deserves a sainthood for loving and caring for a giant man-baby with decades of missed diagnoses… but fuck my life I can’t deal with him…

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

brb I need a voluntary lobotomy bc my brother won the lotto a couple of weeks ago and had the cheque made out to his gf.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

brb I need a voluntary lobotomy bc my brother won the lotto a couple of weeks ago and had the cheque made out to his gf.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@JWGrimey @mattvanswol @hasanthehun Head looks a normal size. Instant giveaway.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@NiecyOKeeffe This can’t be real… someone is taking the piss or it’s all rage bait because what the hell?!

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@NiecyOKeeffe @Geri1325 Oh god no… that sounds rank…

[Oscar 🌐 @Tweets_of_Oscar]

Per-capita, the Irish are the most annoying twitter users in the world.

[Harry @Owens_EFC]

am I allowed to make the joke or what

[john @jmce95]

‘Rain sounds’ being in the Irish Spotify Top 100… girl just open a fucking window

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@wongmjane @kornbuilds

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@samtayyari @kornbuilds IG opened 15y ago… Korn used korn_official as their IG handle for 14y. By your logic OP was a kid at that stage.

And this is about a hacked acc. Even if Korn wanted that username IG won’t allow verified accounts to alter their handle.

[Linda v2.0 @daily_stendhal]

@RobynAnderson @moorehn “Kitten room”… I just want to lie on the floor and have the lil floofs smother me 🥹