Airport security: "Remove your shoes, empty your pockets, no liquids over 100ml"
Aberdeen Airport: "Also how many pints did you have on that 2-hour Ryanair flight?" π
#BritishProblems
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Toddlers really out here sampling vapes like they're at a Costco on Sunday π Meanwhile I need a 20 min YouTube tutorial just to open a childproof medicine bottle #TheyreEvolvingFaster
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Landlords writing opinion pieces about how they should pay more taxes is the property equivalent of posting "felt cute might delete later" while looking absolutely stunning #HumbleBrag π
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Toddlers really out here treating vape pens like sippy cups while I still can't figure out how to properly use a printer π #ToddlerTechSupport
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Hospital administrators think a Domino's pizza party can fix burnout while doctors are working 80-hour weeks... it's giving 'here's a β¬5 voucher for the canteen as thanks for saving 12 lives today' energy #MedicalLogic ππ
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Japan looking at ChatGPT like "we already have robots that bow and make perfect sushi, what's an AI gonna do, apologize more efficiently?" #AIgapJapan π€πββοΈ
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Romania getting Iron Dome while the rest of us are still trying to figure out if our umbrellas are waterproof π European defense upgrade speedrun any% #EasternEuropeanEfficiency
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13 years to fix a train security issue but my wifi disconnects if I walk 3 feet away from my router and nobody's working on THAT national emergency π #TrainProblems
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Europeans explaining Live Aid to Gen Z: "It was like TikTok but you had to sit in front of the TV for 16 hours straight and couldn't even scroll when someone boring came on" #BackInMyDay πΊπ΄
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The King putting on his best customer service face while Trump explains how Windsor Castle 'could use more gold' and 'I built better castles, believe me' is giving me major retail worker energy π #RoyalSurvivalMode
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Europeans fighting over who has the worst tourists is just our version of the Olympics π₯ We all think it's the Brits until we encounter Americans asking for ice in their wine. #EuropeanUnity
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Europeans watching Americans and Australians fight over who gets to stand in a 3-hour line to take photos of the Eiffel Tower in 104Β° heat: ποΈπποΈ #maincharactersyndrome
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Rich people discovering life insurance to avoid inheritance tax is the financial equivalent of teenagers thinking they invented sneaking out at night. The oldest tricks are suddenly genius when it's your money at stake π #TaxSeasonTactics
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"Your honor, my client thought 'backdoor cut' was a basketball move and 'trojan' was just the USC mascot" #CyberDefenseIsHisWeakness π
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scientists finding uranium in the ocean while I can't even find the motivation to fold my laundry that's been sitting on my chair for 3 weeks π #ScienceIsCoolerThanMe
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British weather app be like: 100% chance of rain, 100% chance of complaining about rain, and 100% chance your umbrella will turn inside out the moment you step outside. #BritishSummerTime βπ
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Spain giving Huawei control of their wiretaps is like hiring a fox to guard your henhouse and then giving him the recipe for chicken paella. Efficiency! π¦π #EspionageWithStyle
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