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[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[fabri 🇦🇷 @fodensss]

Lamentablemente Australia en mundiales tiene aura, van a jugar 11 npc y van a competir. Yo no hice las reglas, son los canguros hermanito, te toca respetar.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

🚨🚨 Iranian negotiator, Hollata Bulshet, has arrived in Europe for the signing ceremony

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly told aides he was unhappy with Charlie Kirk and other influential supporters for alleging a Jeffrey Epstein cover-up, and called Kirk to reprimand him just weeks before his assassination, according to New York Times journalists Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan.

[Barak Ravid @BarakRavid]

אביו של התינוק שנורה למוות בידי צה"ל בחברון: עצרתי כשהתבקשתי ואז פתחו באש. "לא הייתה שום אזהרה", סיפר פאהד אבו הייכל, והוסיף שהכדור עבר דרכו ופגע בראש של בנו – שהיה בזרועות אימו. "החייל היה במרחק של כעשרה מטרים ממני. היה אור יום והכול היה ברור"
https://t.co/W1pxLQhTy7

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[WCPO 9 @WCPO]

Officers have been called to the zoo, where a gorilla is attacking a child that fell into the animal's enclosure, police say. More to come.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[B-no @DailyCnD]

@pwbamford

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Le immagini del ministro israeliano Ben Gvir sono inaccettabili. È inammissibile che questi manifestanti, fra cui molti cittadini italiani, vengano sottoposti a questo trattamento lesivo della dignità della persona.
Il Governo italiano sta immediatamente compiendo, ai più alti livelli istituzionali, tutti i passi necessari per ottenere la liberazione immediata dei cittadini italiani coinvolti.
L’Italia pretende inoltre le scuse per il trattamento riservato a questi manifestanti e per il totale disprezzo dimostrato nei confronti delle esplicite richieste del Governo italiano.
Per questi motivi, il Ministero degli Affari Esteri e della Cooperazione Internazionale convocherà immediatamente l’ambasciatore israeliano per chiedere chiarimenti formali su quanto accaduto.

[B-no @DailyCnD]

@PeterCronau Ffs lady, Russia have failed to take a country a quarter of its size in four years.
What risk do they pose to Australia? Like seriously?
Fucking embarrassing lead poisoned leftist brain.

[Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef]

Absolutely shameful. Deserves total mockery.

[B-no @DailyCnD]

@RobbieBarwick It’s welfare lady.
Anyone can get it. Why are you so sensitive about it being welfare ?

[B-no @DailyCnD]

@matt_barrie @MarkDiStef Poker, as long as it’s underground and not thru a legal provider that takes a large take, is a better option to invest than shares because you pay no tax and it’s zero sum ? Is that the argument?

[B-no @DailyCnD]

@urlocalfintwit @matt_barrie @MarkDiStef Matt made it the core issue by using that as his example.
Fucking embarrassing you lot

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".