Pam

I can haz sum fud, plz?

[Pam @dailygluttony]

Dafuq she just say?!??

[Acyn @Acyn]

Miller: President Trump… I want to thank you for the historic victory for white life in the Supreme Court yesterday

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@tricerapops Have always enjoyed Barry, but this season is especially good.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

When you’re trying to buy tickets/grab some reservations for something or when you’re trying to check into a flight or some shit like that on your phone is when people will start texting or messaging you. Never fails.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@da_potato OMG. I’m so glad she’s safe. Man, all the violence and hatred over the last few days is horrifying. 😭🤬

[Pam @dailygluttony]

The house reeked (and still reeks) of burnt rubber. We seriously thought it was a gas leak or electrical fire. Had the gas company come out at 4:30 am to assure us that it was one of Pepe LePew’s friends. 🦨

[Pam @dailygluttony]

Was having one of those shitty days yesterday that seemed like the universe just wasn’t lined up, so I’m like, hey, let’s just sleep it off, tomorrow’s a new day! Until a skunk sprayed somewhere under or on my house and woke us up at 4am bc it smelled so bad. 😵

[Pam @dailygluttony]

Hey @athleta, why are the pockets on all your bottoms placed between the front and side seams? It’s such an odd placement. I want my hands to fall at my sides and not as if I’m touching my crotch.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@DelovelyDetails We’ve stayed there a couple of times and loved it! The rooms are spacious, and the bunk beds are always a hit. Location is super convenient to the parks, too.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

This is the 2nd time in a month that I’ve brought groceries home, put some away but left a bag on the kitchen floor (that had some perishables) and didn’t discover the not-put-away bag til days later.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

But they shoulda had Meadow parallel park that Silverado for redemption.

[tricerapops @tricerapops]

Meadow and AJ reuniting means they didn’t die in the diner. This is now canon.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@lizakaya3 @tallnoe What I hate the most re: perimenopause is that at least before, I’d be able to associate feeling like shit to the fact that I’m gonna get my period. Now? Who fucking knows. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@lizakaya3 @tallnoe Yes, I just wanna get it over with already!

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@tallnoe @lizakaya3 Isn’t it fun? Mine have been about 6 mos apart since the pandemic started, and then around this last Thanksgiving, one came w/in a “normal” month-ish cycle. SO PREDICTABLE. 🙄

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@luvbabyb If you’re still looking, rite aid has some online (flowflex brand). No in-store pickup tho, unfortunately.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

Also just now: put detergent pod into dishwasher, walked away without ever turning on the dishwasher.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

Totally on brand with my current mental state: went to grocery store this weekend, came home, left bag on floor & never put groceries away. Didn’t discover until now. Threw out half of it including the deli meat I bought for my kid’s lunches. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@da_potato Fingers crossed that you both are OK! 🤞🏻

[Pam @dailygluttony]

Early pandemic, circa Mar 2020-esque checkout lines at the grocery stores today giving me anxiety.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

I am my-knees-and-back-hurt-when-it-rains years-old.

[Pam @dailygluttony]

@PeevedMichelle I’m in perimenopause, too, and I can’t even have one drink now without getting a headache. I don’t even get the buzz, it just goes straight to headache. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻