daisy

sunset. love. drama. bitches! she/her

[daisy @daisyjayneking]

they should make find my friends but it’s a map of everyone u know who is currently nearby and available for a pint

[lane🚂💌 @ghostysapphic]

we as a society don’t hate jimmy carr enough

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

Oscars used to have Ralph Fiennes with a touch of effervescent whimsy

[m @msnetik]

alien studying to be human by watching zac efron sing “bet on it”

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[daisy @daisyjayneking]

omg we CAN get good breaking news still!!!!!

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

The other night i was wondering why everyone was grieving jane goodall, an evil woman who literally exploited the monkeys she saved to make them mine diamonds, and then i remembered that was a simpsons episode and that it was time for bed

[Ash 🤍 @riverroadash]

“i asked chaptgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked Zayn Malik and he said

[octavia @peakybastard]

this ovulation hysteria that's en vogue lately is making me feel like an alien. what are you all talking about

[daisy @daisyjayneking]

@chxrcoal HOW

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I bet pulling your ears like that when you're angry feels good asf I wish I could do it

[daisy @daisyjayneking]

surely she has bigger fish to fry rn than this

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

I think there may be a bizarrely strong bond between basketball and witchcraft

[jack of all trade @notjacktwist]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Please drunk text me tonight

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.