daisy ☾⋆

A witch or some other nefarious being 🎠 Russian princess

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

they’ve diagnosed me with a bad case of rollies

[Shefali. @shefsskiss]

I bring a sort of "Ron*ldo is a r*pist" vibe to the Convo that his fans don't really like.

[Laura Perrins BL @LPerrins]

Paul Cooper, Preston’s foster dad, has now stepped up to read his statement.
"In 2022 myself and Sandra fostered Preston from five days old and brought him up as our own, as we always do with all our foster children. Preston was an absolute pleasure to look after, he was the most amazing little boy who lit up the room as you walked into it. He was so small and vulnerable you couldn’t help but love him immediately. Preston’s smile was infectious and he brightened up my day from the second he woke up. We built a strong bond with him during his time with us."

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[daisy ☾⋆ @daisylaut]

the world ended the moment people started profiting off of resources humans literally need to live

[daisy ☾⋆ @daisylaut]

can’t cope with the news about that little baby Preston, same age as my youngest now, wish i could adopt every baby and give them the world, breaks my heart

[daisy ☾⋆ @daisylaut]

no blue tick just lying for the thrill of it

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭

[daisy ☾⋆ @daisylaut]

wish i had their childhood

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[daisy ☾⋆ @daisylaut]

technically he’s leaning

[إياد الحمود @Eyaaaad]

هندي يُدعى "دولت جیری جی مهاراج" قرر ترك الدراسة الجامعية والتحول إلى التديّن ونذر نفسه لأمر واحد فقط وهو الوقوف إلى الأبد.

السبب؟
هذه العملية الدينية ستوصله في النهاية لرؤية الإله الهندوسي (ماهاديف) حسب اعتقاده.

بعض التقارير تقول بأنه منذ 12 عام وهو على هذا الوضع، لم يجلس أو ينم على الأرض بل ينام واقفًا مستخدمًا دعامة.

في المقطع أحد المتطوعين يقوم بتنظيف ساقيه بوضع مراهم موضعية ومطهرات للمساعدة في تخفيف التورم والعناية بالحالة الصحية الناتجة عن سنوات الوقوف الطويلة.

يُذكر أن الهندي "دولت جیری جی مهاراج" لم يرى الإله المذكور حتى اليوم.

[daisy ☾⋆ @daisylaut]

used the massage gun on my neck and i think ive made myself deaf on one side

[Garby @Atlantis252]

Sleep paralysis Cilla Black

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

it’s so easy to spot AI writing bc it always sounds like it was written by a fedora

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Babe wake up, another photo of a British figurehead looking terrified in a car just dropped

[daisy ☾⋆ @daisylaut]

youngest baby likes whale sounds on at night and i’ve got to say it’s quite nice but also a bit like being haunted

[Dr Jenny Thatcher @JennyAThatcher]

I'm so tired

Huw Edwards pleaded guilty to three counts of making indecent images of children. They included seven category A images, the most serious classification - two of which showed a child aged between about seven and nine.

[daisy ☾⋆ @daisylaut]

very good very nice