Randall Kelnhofer

[Randall Kelnhofer @dakellymon]

@realLizUSA I can’t find the laugh button.

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@CaryyonDude Awesome! Move over Zuckerberg.

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@CaryyonDude Go for it.

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@410blackboy_fly @AaronKatersky Don’t you think they should get Epstein’s buddy Trump first?

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@CaryyonDude Techno- blasphemer

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@CaryyonDude It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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@CaryyonDude Just biding my time until the sun burns out and entropy wins.

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@CaryyonDude That’s what I tell myself anyway.

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@CaryyonDude Everything in moderation.

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@CaryyonDude @oculus Welcome to the future.

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@boredpanda @Wannerstedt They’re beautiful.

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@TheOnion I can hardly wait to see the first one.

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@TheOnion @BarackObama Isn't everybody?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Heroin bust nets 1,200 packets of “Obama Care”. http://t.co/UCxSpNkRgh

[TIME @TIME]

On Christmas Eve in 1968, astronauts orbited the moon & saw Earth in a different light http://t.co/5ViDj4HV6H (@NASA)

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Michael Jackson and Oscar the Grouch, 1978

[Randall Kelnhofer @dakellymon]

Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one……Nietzsche

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According to my calendar, I'm not going to give a shit tomorrow either.

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@CINAMATIX It's a good tweet to remember