Patrick Machomes

I FOUND THE WELL.

I GAVE YOU ALL OF THIS ALICE.

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@DanhausenAD can I give you human money to curse the Carolina Hurricanes?

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@KevinMassare Well, remember when he got absolutely ran earlier in the series, didn't react, AND didn't get a call?

I'd say start the bus, but you're already at home.

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

I love seeing Biz posts like this because you know he's not clever enough to try to lie about things, but he also doesn't know his fanbase is a whining bunch of babies so his posts like this always blow up, full of comments of dudes saying he doesn't know anything about hockey.

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Sabres fans saying I’m Canadian bias are mouth breathing morons. I called the Canadiens fans out in the first round against Tampa for being cry baby bitches over calls. Stop with your fucking nonsense Sabres fans. Suck it the fuck up and worry about outplaying the Habs. I don’t give a fuck who wins between both these teams I like them both equally.

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@selovelenaa New York guy looks like a New York guy, shocker

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@HaangEmHiigh I'M LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY V!!!!

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

UFC live crowds almost make the events unwatchable

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@brenmidov We need to stop giving engagement to any blue check in these kinds of moments. 90% sure they're ragebaiting to get engagement

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

À Montréal, il est Monsieur samedi soir
À Hawaï, il est Monsieur samedi après-midi
En Australie, il est Monsieur dimanche matin
Partout, Cole Caufield est un marqueur de 50 buts

In Montreal, he's Mr. Saturday Night
In Hawaii, he's Mr. Saturday Afternoon
In Australia, he's Mr. Sunday Morning
Everywhere, Cole Caufield is a 50-goal scorer

#GoHabsGo

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@johntleafs @BarDown You'll have to tell me what losing to the Panthers is like, cause I've forgotten the feeling

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@johntleafs @BarDown "Dominated" bro y'all lost to them 5-1 just over a month ago

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@ufc can you give everybody an option to mute the crowd? I'm tired of hearing these dumb motherfuckers

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

I fucking love Perry, dawg

[Perry Maysun🧸 @perrymaysun]

I’m
Dropping Tonight . (A full
Live album) and concert film.

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@ARBERXHEKAJS @wck4d_ I know I'm late but send me the addy, dammit

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@caufieldrry Tell her I need the link cause dawg, I love it

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@Saeko_Cut Cogsuckers

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@13Leafs01 @LesGlorieux1909 You guys couldn't score on a rookie, what's the difference? Just take the L and shut up man. Downplaying your goalie when he's playing well because your team lost a game is a wild cope.

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

I look at this as more of making up for his loss to Jey. Everybody hit him with "you tapped out" after that, and I think the best way to give him crazy heat is if he puts on a dominant showing against the GOAT and doesn't give Cena any respect.

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

People within WWE reportedly "don't love" that Gunther is John Cena's likely final opponent.

"People within WWE don’t love it… I know people on the inside don’t love it, but understand it. Gunther has the potential to be a huge heel, or babyface if you want, for 5, 10, 15 years with this company. So if he could be the one to retire John Cena you probably take that. It is what it is."

(Source: @WrestleVotes LIVE! Q&A)

[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@HFTVSports You're telling me I was at the same venue as HFTV and didn't realize it????

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

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[Patrick Machomes @dakohs]

@HaangEmHiigh @HaangEmHiigh brother I barely have any friends who have twitter, but 🟡