hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be cousin who you thought was most likely gay that fell down the right wing pipeline coy piso for halloween
my friend Josh once said “I’m just joshing you” in normal conversation like it was some sort of catchphrase so we lowkey all killed him with pitchforks and hung his corpse from a telephone pole
chappell roan as the sexy fish from shark tale chappell roan as sexy statue of liberty chappell roan as sexy dragon from shrek chappell roan as sexy vampire
ilya being obsessed with shane’s so-called boring side is so precious to me. that’s his heaven of stability, with no raised voices or slamming doors, no walking on eggshelves bc the only man he’ll ever want in his house is busy frowning at hockey books and color coding his shirts
"I feel like Jack and I have a very Anton and Paul Baker relationship offscreen. We're secretly in love and everyone will find out soon! [Laughs]", Owen Thiele tells Gold Derby.