- My horses: held
- Rome: built over the course of several day
- The ice I'm walking on: thick
- Bit off: just enough to chew
- My Book: judged by its content
- My marbles: accounted for
- The hand that fed me: unbitten
I live by the Universal Girlfriend Theory which is my theory that everyone wants to be treated like a Girlfriend in the sense they just want to be taken on a fun date they didn’t plan and for you to buy them dinner. this applies to women, men, parents, in laws, grandparents, siblings, Everyone. When in doubt I just buy someone expensive flowers and chocolate and it literally has never failed me as a tactic to surprise and delight. huge life unlock