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20 years ago, young @birbigs proclaimed: “What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.”

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My research indicates Shania Twain is now plenty warm in the middle of the night.

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That time @ranjanxroy argued that shareholders would never sue over lost profits. https://t.co/op3NUeZsdq

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Who’s on Fable5 right now? They did warn us it would be slow and expensive.

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@DrkTrenches @NeverteIImeodd @grok What drugs work that fast?

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@Hoopss How wide is that aisle?

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@AshFarms @LGDenton It’s just historical. John’s been a favorite of our people since it was written. Erebody has their opinions about why, but a fave’s just a fave is all. Wannaknow where we start? We start with John. Mebbe we don’t even know why, but we do.

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In Today’s Episode of the Collective Action Problem: any app who gives me a nonsense notification, specifically when I have to then Where’s Waldo my way around the app to make the badge go away, is immediately subject to having all notifications silenced. Who’s with me?

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Where are you happily inconsistent?

For me, I’m impressed when @Gladwell says “I was wrong, and you were wrong for believing me” but let #francischan pull a stunt like that…

https://t.co/ZkYKDdVmQd

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@edgiesversion @lippyent …or for fun. We’re not all as hip with the times as the cool kids like you. Some of us used the coin purse for things back when social media wasn’t around, and you’ll never know about that, and we like it that way!

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@joerogan you of all people don’t know the secret behind new coke?

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@PorterFrazier12 @DefiantLs Anyone else getting Jordan vs Bad Boy vibes?

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What’s the over/under on this being real? https://t.co/v4XCEQq1YQ

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Dearest Nerd Fam, is this accurate? It feels like an overstatement: https://t.co/gUZkVplfR7

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@1urbanfan27unp Thx @1urbanfan27unp & @ashleynfarrell

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Rumor has it ‘Cowboy’ Snoop Dogg just took the stage (after Keith Urban, Luke Combs, and Morgan Wallen) to introduce Jelly Roll. Pics Plz.

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gotta feel for the flight attendant here 😭

(via hbomm/TT)

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I love free speech and @theindicator and context. How are you going to say at 9:01 “Americans need TikTok more than TikTok needs Americans” without once referencing revenue? Please provide that highly relevant information.

https://t.co/73WdbAcYNS

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What’s your favorite podcast that erebody hastahear? I’ll go first: https://t.co/hnKdEMgdFx

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Dear @gmail, I forward emails to my work email, my printer, and most often my wife, but take a wild, flying guess which one never shows up as a “suggested people”. Hint: If you answered ‘that misspelled email address for my wife from that one time years ago’, you’d be wrong.