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Sport nut. NCFC Season Ticket Holder. @BBDRC Triathlete. GB Age Group Team for Chicago World Champs. Used to have hair.

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@_onlyscott Michael Owen

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@Footballtweet If anything this is worse, the ball was well gone and Rodri’s foot was planted. That could have been an ankle breaker.

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@LegacySiu Michael Owen, David Beckham, Jonathon Woodgate

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@runnersworlduk I think technology has moved on a bit since 2024……

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#LDN26 Locked and loaded.
@LondonMarathon

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No team in the Championship has won more points in 2026 than Norwich.

In 11 games, they accumulated 24 points under Philippe Clement.

Oh, and they have 14 players out injured 😳👏

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@mattrushbrooke First @NorwichCityFC player to score a hat trick on first league start since Laurie Sheffield in 1966. Which incidentally means England are going to win the World Cup this year. #ncfc

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@Aliya562219 2

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@TheReelWooly @JordanUhl So you’re implying there is an insufficient rudder steering the American economy……

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@NorwichCityFC Thill waiting for this shirt to be re-released, or recreated for a new one!! Next season please @NorwichCityFC

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@CraigElliott81 @alex_linardos The point of a bleep test is to go to failure, so if at the point you stop you’re not out of breath and struggling, you’ve not put enough in. The talking point would be what level did they make against expectations.

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@MikeAttanasio

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@millsy245 @norwich_updates And also a club devout of confidence after a terrible second half of last season…..

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@RobboITV @NorwichCC Unfortunately, people are vile.

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@Bp5153601848490 @1902Group It’s already banned to throw a missile onto the field of play………

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Only one man can turn this around…… #ncfc #bringhimhome #otbc

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@jonrogerswriter Not sure about dragged…..sleepwalked straight into it more like…..

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@narindertweets State funded broadcaster vs commercial broadcaster.

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Richard Ashcroft performs Bittersweet Symphony ahead of the Oasis gig, and this melon is on Shazam trying to find out what it's called 🤦🏼‍♂️