The Wazzle

my names not dale nor am I a whale. call me matt.

[The Wazzle @dalethewhaleee]

@moppycleans @Katiemoneygrabz

[🇵🇸A Woman Under The Influence🇵🇸 @GorpoPap]

The Philadelphia phillies are a psyop designed by the federal government to try and get me to kill myself

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Scottie Scheffler showing up every week to win a golf tournament in historic fashion

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

It’s embarrassing that I have to look up a YouTube video every year and relearn how to wrap Christmas presents

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

RT to help Jordan Mailata win $35k for the Philly Music Fest

@Nationwide | #WPMOYChallenge

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Maybe one day FOX will realize not one human being on planet earth finds the in-game manager interviews interesting

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

RIP Legend

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

Just a generationally bad day

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Me during Bad Bunny halftime show not knowing a single song or lyric

[The Wazzle @dalethewhaleee]

Ball dont lie

[The Wazzle @dalethewhaleee]

@StevenCheah Turpin can chirp on the sideline after a mediocre catch but they flag that. This league....

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

No
Fun
League

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Really wish we had Jalen carter in this game

[ESPN @espn]

RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Currently watching hype videos. Thinking about the birds.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Barely warm take: Texas should take the next two weeks and install Arch Manning as its starting quarterback for the playoff.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Wouldn’t hate Arch to get reps asap

[Jack @JackInacker]

How I feel about Philadelphia sports teams right now:

[Rohan Singh @haan_singh91]

Since the Phillies aren't using their bats to hit the ball can they use them to beat me to death instead?