Dallas Cook

Proud father and husband. Principal Engineer @sondermind. Angular Developer. Opinions are my own. he/him

[Dallas Cook @dallasacook]

@danhannigan Hey look, we’re basically twins.

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@danhannigan This is really cool.

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The way shit’s been going lately, we’re never making it off of this planet.

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@anothercohen 😂

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Seeing a lot of fake “Popular” Twitter accounts on the feed this morning. Welcome to Musk’s Twitter!

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Good night Twitter.

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@elonmusk @pepsi No doubt this is the first Tesla employees are hearing about this new deadline.

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@johncutlefish Yikes too familiar

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Yeah this is exactly the kind of shit I’d hoped my daughter would learn when I enrolled her in pre-k.

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They say “it’s not ‘goodbye’ it’s ‘I’ll see you later’”I’ve never had a lot of faith in God, but I may need her to get me through this one.

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The original WSJ article that name drops him: https://t.co/QxbxmeJt1J

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Since Brett Favre doesn’t appear to mind stealing money from the government, I think someone needs to do a bit more research into exactly how involved he was in the still ongoing $1.5 billion TRICARE pain cream fraud case.

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@LilyTomlin as the tree spirit lady.

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Specifically, Megan Fox as Pocahontas and @machinegunkelly as John Smith.

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Oh and @noelfielding11 as Ratcliffe.

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One thing I love about female owned businesses, they don’t mess around when it comes to their bathrooms.

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@Bethyo One of the better Star Wars movies IMO

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@trafnar Art = timing (and a list of other things)

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@Bethyo @DesideriaMesa Absolutely the worst!!!

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@anothercohen Probably fair