@dallasyo

IT Professional

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

Is there anything more patronizing then the Apple Watch congratulating you on standing up

[Dave @GamewithDave]

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

This is so much better. Why did it take so long to get a good filtered feed? I remember trying to do this with Lists but this actually works. Thanks @elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can now select topics for your timeline, so if you’re tired of political ragebait, you can select something else 😂

Just tap on For You.

[Farmer @bowtiedfarmer]

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear

[Евгений Петров @eugen40k]

@markgadala

[sally, titan of industry @sally124445]

Why was everyone jailbreaking their iPhones in 2013 again? Like what were we trying to achieve

[Tish Hyman @listen2tish]

Had a chance to have a conversation with Senator Weiner. It was an honest one. I am hopeful that this is the first of many conversations we will have regarding women’s safety .

Senator Weiner said he likes working with fresh young people and that he is open to ideas.

And I’ve got plenty Scott! ❤️

[samuel @samqpeirce]

sure why the hell not

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

digital shackles to make your mouse jiggler from 2020 obsolete
https://t.co/Zipju1nZPX

[JT @jiratickets]

IT employees when you submit a ticket after you messaged them for help and they told you to submit a ticket

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

Apple couldn’t call it iOS 2026? Had to be 26 and make me think somehow I fell behind by 8 versions?

[Devon ☀️ @devonzuegel]

Removing query params before sharing a link is a basic sign of respect

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

Sneakers are so stupid. Do you have the swoosh? The N? The V? The S? The reverse swoosh or the 3 lines?

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

The outdoor boys videos are the best.

Forging a Knife & Survival Camping Alone in the Wilderness https://t.co/lVfAfQjDbs via @YouTube

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"To afford the median-priced home of $433,100, Americans need an annual income of roughly $166,600. However, the median household earns just $78,538," per FORTUNE.

[Mr_Fireside 🔥 @Mr_Fireside]

While everyone’s focused on Trump, Microsoft created a new state of matter.

It's going to change everything.

Here's what you need to know about Microsoft's Majorana 1 Quantum Chip:🧵

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

@dillyman25 @Maverik @Maverik show us the stats

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

#NewProfilePic

[@dallasyo @dallasyo]

this anniversary reminder is trying to ruin my day 👴

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Singto Conley ☄️ @singtoconley]

middle schoolers used to jailbreak their iPod Touch by themselves now it's "if this song isn't on spotify i can't listen to it"

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written*

Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say