Dallas Cooper

Small amount of followers. Large amount of thoughts.

[Ross Kaminsky @Rossputin]

When your Colorado paycheck loses half a percent and you don't get as big a raise, thank all the idiot voters who supported the FAMLI ballot measure and the socialist legislators who sent it to the ballot. #copolitics

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

@Rossputin Seems that >50% of Coloradan voters are going to find some reason to take 3 months off and ‘make’ $1100 bucks a week 🤦🏽

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

@UberFacts TV Ads with doorbells, dog barking, or knocking

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

@UberFacts Home Alone.

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

@UberFacts MR ROBOT

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

Why are serving sizes still so confusing? Who wouldn’t rather have ‘four or five handfuls’ instead of ‘4.50 ounces’ written on the bag’

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

@Def64Gamer @9to5mac I thought one of the main reasons for this was water proofing/resistance

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

How does Subway make enough money to have Romo, Wilson, Barkley and Gronk as spokespeople? Who even eats there?

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

@Uber_Support Email for FlatFaresDEN came out just yesterday.. No 'while supplies last disclosure'?? Please help out a dedicated customer?

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

Will selection Sunday put @BoilerBall in position to come to @PepsiCenterCO in Denver this next Thursday?? Fingers crossed.

[Dallas Cooper @dallycoops]

First day back on Twitter, 5 year break and new handle. Here we go! #dallycoops