Dallas

major depression with a touch of mania to keep it ✨saucy ✨

[Dallas @dallygator]

Three of my friends got engaged today but I had some chicken strips so you tell me who had a better day

[Dallas @dallygator]

@bookingcom @bestwestern why are your agents promising and charging for 8 am early check in times for the TS concert Dec 7-8 when the early check in time is not an option and a refund is not available???

[sophie @netcapgirl]

unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”

[Dallas @dallygator]

my god I wish I was a nepo baby - holy fucking shit I’d be so good at that

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

#ThanKyouaIMee is Taylor Swift's magnus opus. A masterpiece! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Sing it Northwest! SING IT!!!!

[Dallas @dallygator]

@Steven_Hancock It was me

[Dallas @dallygator]

@Steven_Hancock Cool

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I realise I used the wrong personality on someone:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash everything.

[Dallas @dallygator]

I know I’m not Cult Leader material, but I could def be like #3/personality hire

[Dallas @dallygator]

Someone recently mentioned that me adopting 3 German shepherd mix puppies at 5 months while already having a 70 lb dog might be a sign my meds aren’t working.

Obviously they aren’t, but that was before I was buying 120lbs of kibble each month

[Dallas @dallygator]

@TroxTroxBaby lawyer question: is there a way to look up ALL civil court filings against an individual/their llc besides giving it a goog? I was able to find record of one case that’s still open, but I feel like there’s more and idk how to search

[kemi @kemimarie]

idk who needs to hear this but you’ve got this job search thing. you will find one. you will secure one. the market sucks rn but you will get one. keep going

[Dallas @dallygator]

@WHOstefjones I’m calling the police

[Dallas @dallygator]

AI AM NOT SO SURE THAY I AMNOT IN THE MATRIX

[Dallas @dallygator]

Is it still baby fat if you’re 27? Asking for a friend

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

I want to share a quick #TaxDay story that shows how we can make real change.

55 corporations all together made tens of billions of dollars in 2020 profits, bragged to their shareholders about all that money, and paid $0 in federal income taxes. You read that right—zero.

[Dallas @dallygator]

@TroxTroxBaby Okay so I love gifting things like really great seasoning salts, pistachios, hot honey, gourmet tea, CBD, fun (not fuzzy) socks - I have ones that say ‘my dog is cool as fuck’, a mini bottle of wine (if that’s appropriate) with some v nice cheese to pair

[Dallas @dallygator]

Ok but I’m at a pizza place in a tulle ball gown