Dally

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

hiphop lost one of the best battlers of all time … RIP @patstay .. KINGS NEVER DIE‼️

[Dally @dallytangs]

@UberFacts An android

[Dally @dallytangs]

Why go inside and connect to my wifi to scroll social media when I can just stay parked outside my house and use my data before going in 🤷🏽‍♀️🥴

[Dally @dallytangs]

@samm_russo Girl, I do this about twice a year! It’s the best ever. Depending on budget, I’ve done a massage at the spa by myself, or room service, it’s so so so needed

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

surely there must be a better way to get duvets into duvet covers than crawling into the thing, sweating, swearing at it, and wondering why something which by design should have easy to find corners seemingly does not have any

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

It’s gray not grey

[Dally @dallytangs]

Is it just me, or is everyone else obsessed with The Circle to the point they watched it in languages they don’t understand.

[Harvey’s @HarveysCanada]

To our Government Health Care Workers & First Responders. We want to show our support and gratitude so we’re giving you 50% off regular-priced items until March 27. Show your credentials when you drive-thru or takeout. We thank you for continuing to protect all Canadians.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I’ve never seen a puppy pull a prank before and this was too cute not to share🐶

[shayne @shaynenicolee]

called my parents yesterday extremely concerned about the hurricane & asked them to take the cats & go up north for the weekend. they assured me they were fine and that no matter what they’d take care of my cats. I got this txt today(yes that’s hose water and no im not amused😂)

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Me talking to family:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:02

Me talking to friends:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:08

Me saying “sorry” for no reason:
▶ 🔘──────── 4:59:50

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it is so fucking sad when you meet somebody beautiful but they’ve been beautiful their entire lives so they never had to develop a personality

[Holesome Daddy @daddy_no_]

Just a quick sniff 💐

[ari @technicoluor]

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life

[Norm Kelly @norm]

In taking steps to improve your life, focus on what you can control.

[Dally @dallytangs]

It’s officially Spiders Always on My Car season 🕷

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

Me: *opens bag of chips*
My dog:

[NRPS @NiagRegPolice]

911 is intended for emergencies only. Calling to complain about an #AmberAlert ties up precious resources for others who may need help. We received 10+ complaint calls over yesterday's alert for a 3 year old child believed to be in imminent danger. #AmberAlertWorks

[Brian @BNomar_7]

What the demon under my bed sees at 3:00am