Jessie Dalrymple

The pessimist complains about the wind, the optimist expects it to change, and the realist adjusts the sails. — William A. Ward

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Eggs are simple - I can't even imagine a safety risk. Beef is usually sold frozen at markets - so safety is good. All organized market vendors need licenses so safety is covered. And they wouldn't have any customers if their products made people sick. Just ask them for info!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Um. Why?

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Totally STILL COUNTS!!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Because everyone is a shopaholic who eats out.

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@shellseanp @gail_winters @Endlessejami @SuellenNoland Thank you for the heads up!! I hope you're doing well. #EJamiForever

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Definitely doomed.

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Grammie highly recommends milkshakes. I recommend ordering food in. And crockpot meals - things like chili that are hearty and can just be reheated. Hang in there!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey LMBO - I just threw out yogurt. Again. For this exact reason. Hahahaha. But I keep trying.

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey 🫤🙏

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Because it's the best. And SO warm. 🔥

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey 100%. The magic of motherhood!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey BEST. NEWS. EVER!!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Aw - but he's all good!! I hope you sleep better tonight!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Straight to his little muscles!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Clearly the Beach Boys were the best musical group ever, but whatevs.

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey I'd say congrats but I realize this is STILL NOT ENOUGH SLEEP!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey Apparently your father was the SAME way.

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey I'm rooting for you on this one!! EC for the win!

[Jessie Dalrymple @dalrympj]

@randomly_rey For me - it's dusting. Loathe it. But I actually fold my friends' and parents' laundry when I visit them because I love folding!