Rachel Teresa

Catholic Twitter’s crazy duck lady ~ Every day I just go through the tl confused by half of what everyone’s talking about

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

Some days I feel like the Internet shouldn’t exist, and some days I remember that there is a video of Dave Grohl having a drum battle with Animal the Muppet

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

The Spotify subscription pays for itself in one night of White Noise 8 Hours at the hotel

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

@TheCatholicEngr Technically a mini series but basically a movie. So so well done!

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

Not even bothering to use sleep sack anymore because the night diaper leaks every single night. Bought the diaper booster pads and he leaked through those too. 💀

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

@TheCatholicEngr This! I hateeeee eggs and pregnancy just made it worse

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

@dalrympj Didn’t want to pack my fancy watch for the drive lolol

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

Real life Judy Moody

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

@a_panifex Ooh that’s cool ok! I’ll look into that!

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

Do any of y’all buy meat/eggs/dairy at farmers markets? What should I look for/watch out for regarding safety/quality? I really want to buy beef and eggs and stuff but I’m scared lol

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

They have whole ducks 😋

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

He only woke up once last night!!! Victory!!!

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

Time to get hype for sleep regression 😎 he learned to wave

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

@notvicpeyton This is so awesome. So so excited for you guys!!!

[capybara @thecapytoken]

i don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a capybara.

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

Super cute dresses 😎

[lia @tallsnail]

wardrobe management as a mother cycling through pregnancy, postpartum, breastfeeding, random hormonal size changes, FOOT SIZE CHANGES, AND summer/winter seasonal changes is extremely discouraging

my husband teases me for my cluttered closet but i absolutely have not been able to figure this out. putting together functional and visually appealing outfits is very high-effort and it feels like i'm constantly reinventing - an outfit i love one month will be totally unwearable the next month

i.e. need a decade-long moratorium on jeans, need to just stop trying to buy them

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

@LadyRotund Ooooh wait I never thought of it that way. Genius

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

Also if you’re going to be based, you need to bring back real cashiers

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

We were discussing the other day, how on earth is SnS going to stay in business long term? They keep doing all this maha stuff, it’s gotta be expensive. And every time I go there’s barely anyone at the restaurant

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Starting today, all our beef comes from pasture-raised cattle. Our beef is 100% grass-fed and grass-finished — no antibiotics or hormones added, ever.

Steak n Shake is committed to serving the healthiest kind of beef at reasonable prices. It is simply the right thing to do.

Let us know what you think of our 100% grass-fed Steakburgers.

Go MAHA!

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

@a_panifex Ewwwww

[Rachel Teresa @randomly_rey]

After the baby was born the weather was super dry and these guys decided they liked it better inside than outside. Nothing more terrifying than nursing your 2 day old baby at 1am, looking up to see one of these scurrying across the wall

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

The house centipede in your bathroom is the reason you don't have cockroaches.

That fast, leggy, kinda creepy looking thing you just saw scurry under the door is a Scutigera coleoptrata. It eats silverfish, cockroaches, spiders, ants, termites, and bed bug nymphs. The University of Georgia Extension calls house centipedes "allies in home pest control."

One house centipede can eat its body weight in pests every few days, hunting at night while you sleep. They don't damage your house, don't eat your food, don't carry disease, and don't bite unless you grab one.

Best of all: they're self limiting. When they run out of pests, they begin to hunt each other.

If you kill the centipedes, the pests they were eating multiply. Homes that exterminate house centipedes typically see cockroach, silverfish, and spider populations rise.

The bug that looks like a horror movie prop is doing the work of an exterminator for free. The bug it eats is the one that would actually wreck your stuff.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I don't know why you need this information, but this is the aerodynamics of a beaver