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needed to update since i was uneducated at the time of the creation of this meme

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when the album was so bad it’s not even worth finding out the chisme 🫥

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as much as i love the 1975 and as much as im not a swifty, i’m DESPERATE to hear what she has to say about him in her next album

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if you are in need of a crash out due to generational trauma and shame, just watch turning red alone in bed

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my very last final of my academic career is today

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used to call a small collection of them (~8 trees) across the street from my house the “redwood forest”.

wondered if they could possibly be incense cedars for a second

turns out they are in fact coastal redwoods

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latest hyper fixation: confirming the species of tree the in front yard of my childhood home that i used to climb and peel bark off of and pretend it was currency when playing with my neighbors

[freshly delivered papa @dalsegnox]

stop unfocusing your eyes and LOCK IN

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@ mother nature, it’s fall. let it be cold. let me wear sweaters and boots and beanies and sandals with my cool socks

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but seriously the sexiest thing a man could have is integrity and why is it literally the one thing none of them have?

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talking to my roommate and we both agreed how hot integrity is and both couldn’t think of a single man with an ounce of integrity

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anyway, i’m getting really fucking tired of meeting strangers from an app and divulging my lore over and over again it’s like AA but worse.

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i need to start using this app again. i need images to create memes that are hyper specific to my personal experience ONLY

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you can tell a man is a player by his spotify account

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sexually assaulted me 🫡 stayed for damn near a year. he broke up with me

[Messiah ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @thaaarealistttt]

lets do a “what my ex did & i still stayed” thread

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i can feel my body trying to keep the score

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in other news stupid jolty earthquake with the epicenter a mile away from me made me jump out of my skin

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LA is sucking the life out of me so much so i feel the urge to move to the east coast

[val💋 @xovalerie_]

fergie lied when she said big girls don't cry because i be crying

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my therapist is convinced i’ve progressed to the bargaining stage of grief and she is absolutely correct