daltonblume

I shit my pants at work

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

@Maddison_N_ Yes mam

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

Everyone bitching about winter. You live in Alaska there will be another one next year to👌🏻

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

@elilove72 You’re a bigger punk ass bitch (;

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

The fact it takes @elilove72 so long to get to the bar is ridiculous.

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

I like everyone to really see it

[Flyin Ryan🎟 @MrFullsend]

@daltonblume1 Everybody can see a reply tweet dummy😂😂😂😂

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

I like everyone to see it

[Flyin Ryan🎟 @MrFullsend]

@daltonblume1 It’s not as ridiculous as you never using the reply button instead of quote tweeting absolutely everything

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

Miss being 16

[Mike Meyers 👷🏼🇺🇸 @michale_meyers]

It sucks when life get busy and you can't spend time with the homies like you used to. @daltonblume1 @ConnorPeterkin @WarrenGage3 @MrFullsend

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

15 under is ridiculous. Your reply is just as ridiculous. Have a good day

[Flyin Ryan🎟 @MrFullsend]

@VerityFeltman Calm down Karen

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

Then why’d you even go to the funeral?

[Morgan @MorganSquires3]

Everyone thinks I’m heartless for not crying at my dad’s funeral but piss on him for not being someone worth crying over.

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

Me. “how longs that 5 foot bar?”
Retard. “Uhh 5 foot”
Me. “Not when you only have 3 inches hanging out of your ass”

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

I hate when people don’t do it!!!!!

[Flyin Ryan🎟 @MrFullsend]

Brush your damn teeth swamp people lookin ass

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

It’s I don’t need your check #dragup

[Mike Meyers 👷🏼🇺🇸 @michale_meyers]

@daltonblume1 It's not dragging up though if your not going to get a check from them.

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

@michale_meyers we are doing it all wrong. Colton drug up before his first day. #dragupking

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

@michale_meyers we were built to work together

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

F.I.C.K Y.E.W

[Mike Meyers 👷🏼🇺🇸 @michale_meyers]

@daltonblume1 *HDPE

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

HTPE

[Mike Meyers 👷🏼🇺🇸 @michale_meyers]

"I was on a job so big once, they had 6in SCH 80 handrail."

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

Trippin over nothing. Duuuurrrrrrpppppp

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

Huh

[brady hanson @bradyha27784062]

@michale_meyers @daltonblume1 Can’t drag up to go work for the same company 🤦🏻‍♂️

[daltonblume @daltonblume1]

Doesn’t that just make you so happy😂

[Mike Meyers 👷🏼🇺🇸 @michale_meyers]

I love to see a good drag up on a Thursday morning. Always proud of my boys. 😊

[Mike Meyers 👷🏼🇺🇸 @michale_meyers]

"Too drunk to work
Too broke to quit
So here I sit
Faking a shit"