dalton 🤙🏽

The lights are on but no ones home

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

Therapist said I got ghosts in my blood now I get to micro dose meth

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

@CookOut

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

@CookOut Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

Y’all know what you have to do

[Cook Out @CookOut]

PICK YOUR TOP CHOICE 🚨

The final 4:

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

Now that Musk owns Twitter and we can say what we want I’ve got something to say, I do NOT like the movie Holes. I think it sucks. And the Harry Potter movies are boring. So is Lord of the Rings. All good stories, but the movies suck and if you like them you’re a boring person

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

It’s been 15 years and I still HATE the pod racer level in #LEGOStarWarsGame

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

I sneezed earlier and promptly fell to the ground from back pain. I’m 22 bro

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

Y’all millennials better let your kids play the new Lego Star Wars too because I want to see them crying, screaming, VOMMITING over that pod racer level just like we did

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

I wish Michael Scott had a TikTok

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

I forgot that Redbull is also it’s own drink and not just a mixer

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

Gotta cover a shift for someone tonight because he blew out his right testicle. Definitely not happy about this but I’m clearly not the victim here

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

The lights are on but no one’s home

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

New conspiracy theory: the real Demi Lovato is still locked away in Disney’s secret rehab basement and they released her twin sister, Poot Lovato, back into the public to fill in.

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

@Splitgate This is hands down the most fun game I’ve played in a long time! Can’t wait for the full release

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

Y’all can’t comprehend the RAGE I felt when I learned the “it’s all in the way she moves” song that’s always on TikTok is from the full Moto Moto “Big and Chunky” song from Madagascar 2

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

Ain’t heard this one yet but it’s a HUGE red flag if she has a pet reptile of any kind

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

As a joke I texted my squad leader asking “theoretically, if I’m in the back of a cop car rn what would the process be of getting me out?” And when I tell you I have NEVER received a phone call so fast 😂😂

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

Would there be any repercussions if we just, shot a nuke at the moon? And if not, then like what’s stopping us?

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

I literally hate Brian Griffon so much

[dalton 🤙🏽 @daltonio78]

So is Patrick Stewart not actually in a wheel chair? wtf