Luca Dalton

Casual Sports News

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

If Ocean State Job Lot was a jury

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Mitch McConnell reportedly in critical condition after listening to ‘Yeezus’ with headphones on.

[me @twetsfyp]

the life before this tweet:

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| JUST IN: Ronaldo bottled 19th trophy for Al Nassr against second division UAE league team, Al Ain.😳

[BraQwame @KWAMESEII]

Al-Nassr are losing 4:0

At this point fifa should just gift Ronaldo 1000 goals so he can leave football, what is this 😂😃

[𝙏𝙤𝙗𝙮 @toby_fcb]

Kid: “Messi is so much better”

Ronaldo: “Go watch it then, why are you here”

bro is beefing with a kid😭💀

[James Rodríguez @jamesdrodriguez]

Llegó el momento. 🇨🇴

Gracias por cada partido, cada alegría, cada lágrima y cada sueño compartido.

Defender los colores de la selección Colombia fue uno de los mayores honores de mi vida.

Gracias, Colombia. Para siempre. 💛💙❤️

[G-Block 🅱️aby @Gxtso_]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[Mr Black @MrBlackFo0tball]

Unfortunately Morgz in my mind will forever be a YouTuber calling up the Boss Baby and spinning fidget spinners at 3am

[GRADA B pro @GradaBpro]

Yo creo que es uno de los post más brutales de esta red social.

No sabíamos ni lo que era el COVID.

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Me sitting in the bleachers at Fenway after drinking 8 beers

[Clavicular @clavicular]

This is not cool to disrespect religion. Chief inclusivity officer here to disavow this tasteless video.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Iconic

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Finally some kids without an ipad or a phone

[Basketball Ground @BBallGround]

Boston Celtics’ new era is not looking good 😭💔

Mazzulla looks devastated 💀

[Dr Death @DrDeath1776]

I was friends with the local Chinese restaurant owner one day another Chinese restaurant opened up in our town. I vividly remember him pointing at it and saying "that bastard is selling Chinese food and he's Vietnamese! You can't tell but I can!"

[🅱️🅿️4️⃣ Sports Hub @bfourthdownp]

All 6 of the Patriots rings on the Las Vegas Sphere

[Tony Starks 🌚 @portman7387]

Decent chance that’s Tua and he thought he had a game

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A 9-year-old boy allegedly spent $118,000 on YouTube ads for his Minecraft and Roblox videos using his dad's company credit card

Mighty Mike Plays says he's "definitely cooked" after finding out his dad doesn't know if he'll keep his job