Dalyn Burns

just a nerd and her thoughts

[Dalyn Burns @dalynburns]

A good way to describe myself is I am always starving but refuse to eat the snacks I prepacked bc it doesn’t fit the vibe of my hungry

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

That’s because men tend to go for higher paying jobs like doctor, lawyer, or software developer while women gravitate more toward lower paying jobs such as female doctor, female lawyer, or female software developer.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me saying “BUT MIND YOU” to make my connections in a story

[👜 @SelectOutfit]

tulip table lamps

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i come over and be weird at your house

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[trash jones @jzux]

of course i handle my liquor. i handle it badly

[‘ @hicupsss]

telling the song to "shut up" right before you skip it >>>>

[Black Girls in Media @blackgirlsmedia]

Me: “Life can’t get any better than this.”

God:

[Dalyn Burns @dalynburns]

@money_oquinnjr So is there another reason you’re not texting me back? 🤔

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

ultron rlly spent 10 seconds on the internet and said “yeah they all have to die” 💀

[StoneCold @skywalkersays]

I really crazy for this sofa

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s cool how the govt told us raising the minimum wage would make a burger be $20 and now a burger is $20. but min wage is the same