Damian White

Change agent, Communicator, Storyteller, Traveller and Photographer based in Melbourne, Australia.
Opinions are my own, trolls are blocked. Play nice :)

[Damian White @damian_white]

@rubycornish smashing the morning news on @abcnews this GF holiday Friday. Forget the nerves, you’re killing it 👍🏻

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@simongterry The right answer? “Challenge accepted!”

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@MFWitches @BenFordhamLive @2GB873 #BinBen - do we have a list of their advertisers?

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The great social experiment: can a new platform distance itself from the toxic trolling and disinformation of its predecessor… and its new owner? 🤔 https://t.co/0BZTAvsvmZ

[Damian White @damian_white]

@rabbitandcoffee Huw, I acknowledge all your great past work. Today, sir, you topped them all 😂

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute

And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.

[Damian White @damian_white]

@joncoopertweets The Apprentice 🤨🍊🤡

[Damian White @damian_white]

@woolworths the little things matter. Shopping Fishermen’s Bend tonight a mixed pair scanned at full price, and an employee said that it was only for 2 of the same. Perhaps removing the ‘any’ from the ticket would be more truthful for customers?

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@jess__z Either way, we’d love to say g’day if you’re in town 😁

[Damian White @damian_white]

Just married - now for the reception! #goswans #afl #grandfinal #sydneyswans @ Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) https://t.co/J1vSab69FM

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Hey @Bankwest, I tried to report a scammer operating on your platform today, but you hung up. How can I share the details with you?

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@annabelcrabb “The silent majority” is deeply contestable
“Mr Speaker” a deplorable mindless space filler

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They are truly the masters of hypocrisy 😲

[marquelawyers @marquelawyers]

Gaslight Wilson in full pants-wetting mode.

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Methinks they REALLY need to take their own advice… and call an urgent Board Meeting @GuideDogsAUS @GuideDogsVIC

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@barriecassidy Did ScuMo learn nothing from doing the same for Craig Kelly? The ‘captain’ seems unable to distinguish what makes a good pick. Or these radicals are ‘by design’.

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@MikeCarlton01 The cat’s role model is clearly @TamePunk - I look forward to the pile-on from the Murdoch press and PVO

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Very prescient. He was a justice for all seasons.

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@samanthamaiden I don’t understand the problem: didn’t the PM want government to “butt out of people’s lives”? Surely he’s just delivering on his promise. This year, can we PLEASE elect officials who WANT to do their job?

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@mrkwhite @bigyahu Oui c'est bon. J'espère que la lessive en arrière-plan ne fait pas couler l'affaire 😜

[Damian White @damian_white]

@chaser I’m not saying that life’s better for you taking a week ‘off air’, but waking up to a banana this morning was just what the doctor (and future) ordered 😉