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Don’t take life to seriously. You’ll never get out alive… I like @brbnbssbrblls. Don’t @ me bro.

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@JustBlogBaby Only revisiting this because my Norton Social Monitoring saw this… 12 years late 😂🤣😂 Also, see anything interesting on @netflix lately?

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@MattHayesCFB Sources tell me he’s trying to figure out how many times 72 can go into 24.

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So they got rid of the Redskins logo and just threw John Maddens face on there? Boom! Appropriation! #johnmadden

[damianjay @damianjay]

@Benderprocess @GBPdaily Favre. He’s weird too, but you either get the greatest completion ever or a pretty sweet pick six. #gunslinger

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I’ve watched Tropic Thunder. Pretty sure RDJ could’ve played Kang. @RoberDowneyJr @MarvelStudios #tropicthunder #kang #doomsday

[damianjay @damianjay]

The hero we need right now...

[Aura @Aura_Explora]

maximizing my 15 minutes ❤️🐕

[damianjay @damianjay]

@TaraBull808 Her PR team is going to turn her into an American hero and I'm here for it.

[damianjay @damianjay]

Roasting @BlantonsBourbon cowritten by @Benderprocess Just jokes. Ted was not harmed in this video… #Kentucky tho…

[damianjay @damianjay]

I've often hinted to clients the importance of the "Ten Percent Rule" in marketing, and it's time I finally explain it.

Here's a quick three-minute 🕒 read that unpacks this crucial concept.

https://t.co/UqzZuFxNT9

[damianjay @damianjay]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Matches my number of followers!

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@Fanatics @Tua @MiamiDolphins I think I’d rather see if Tua has a memory after this season.

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@Benderprocess They all look the same with their shirts off #amirite?

[damianjay @damianjay]

@mrwinyousumoney Jamarcus got three.

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Top 5 Rules to Get/Stay in Shape

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[Benderprocess @Benderprocess]

England is talking a LOT of shit about school shootings in the USA, as if they completely forgot about the stuff that went down at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft about 20yrs ago

[damianjay @damianjay]

@SerdanaFoundale @NBCSWarriors There’s no need for the whole Dallas bench of unsuited players to stand a millimeter away from the out of bounds line either, but here we are.

[damianjay @damianjay]

New blog post: https://t.co/EVM0V9xrXc

[damianjay @damianjay]

@angryblkhoemo Somebody got butthurt that they didn't do their research before making their tweet 🤣😂🤣

[damianjay @damianjay]

@angryblkhoemo No worries. He'll get those invites from his wife.