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This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity. So, I don’t know, you might want to wear a hat.

[Damo 🎸 @damiengalt]

@enovapower I’m a big fan of electricity but at the moment I don’t have any. Can we please get an update on this power outage?

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@Sportsnet Code 23? FU Sportsnet

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GPS: In 800 metres, use the left lane to take M11

Me [out loud in an empty car]: I went to school with an Emma Levin. Wonder if it’s the same girl.

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Ah, summertime in Canada! That can only mean it’s time for a massive @rogers outage 📱🚫

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Had “Eye In The Sky” stuck in my head since 5AM. Pretty good song but it’s starting to upset me.
Has anyone had any luck in suing 80’s prog-rock bands? I’m not looking to ruin The Alan Parsons Project financially. I just want to send a message that this sort of thing is NOT ok.

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@TimHortons
Lousy service at my regular store (King St, St Jacobs). Was asked to pull out of drive thru (which is a favour to your metrics) and then was forgotten about until I walked into the store and complained.
Your old staff was MUCH better.

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Pretty sure I got tinnitus from listening to the eclipse 😞

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@RogersHelps internet has been down for over twenty four hours now and still no communication from Rogers on why or what’s being done to fix it.

Must be nice being a protected species.

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@CBCNews That’s an assault icicle. No one should have access to these. Can we put this on a list please?

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That sucks about Jeff Beck. He sure could bend a string.

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May your furnace of Yuletide spirit stay lit, and may your snowblower drive belt of goodwill towards all mankind never snap.

Merry Christmas.

[Damo 🎸 @damiengalt]

#gibsunday

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They can put a man on the moon, but I can’t get a fucking pair of pants that will stay up. I feel like a comedian from a silent movie.

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@wendeeluvz Wear boots.

Oh, and those shiny pants. Those are good, too.

That’s it, really.

[Students Of Boots @Studentsofboots]

https://t.co/f8GbPDL3aG

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Pumpkin-spiced errthang

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I find listening to really boring guitar helps me get to sleep.

You’re welcome.

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I’m getting really fed up with TV shows where the characters get texts and we’re expected to look up from OUR phones to follow what’s going on.