Dam It FunBobby!

Dad Jokes and Puns

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@AdrianeKa_norr @birthright I’ll

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@AdrianeKa_norr @birthright I’m

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@AdrianeKa_norr @birthright

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@CascadiaCider while picking up some Granny Smith Cider, I noticed two different ABV percentages on the otherwise identical cans. Which is correct? 5.4% or 6.8%? Thanks!

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@goberthicks Slam your face into noodles. 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

In Seattle for Christmas and there’s only one way to travel: Monorail!!! #Simpsons #HoJu

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

I've been picking apples in the autumn since before it was cool to post about it on Instagram.

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One share equals one prayer 🙏🏻.

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Send thoughts and prayers #spaceneedle

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Hope Chip/Joanna presented other needle renovation options. #shiplap #fixerupper #stratorsphere #cntower #spaceneedle #renaissanceneedle

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@bertkreischer @flo_tweet

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I love hugs, so I think I'd be great at boxing. #MayweatherVsMcGregor

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The least likely to use solar eclipse glasses while staring at the sun: Referees. #areyoublindref? @jonhumbert

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@goberthicks @TappyToeClaws What about Candlebox Far Behind?! 😜

[ariel @arielplease]

Far and away the best moment of TV this year is Christine Baskets describing Disani water as "robust." @LouieAnderson

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@bertkreischer - The Machine liked my joke about Charlie Sheen's mom.

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Made a ma-chine joke about Charlie Sheen's mom on a @bertkreischer live Facebook video, and he laughed. @bertkreischer need an intern?

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I think Chair-ish was a @Madonna song. #chair-ish

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#MasterOfNone2 twist ending idea: Francesca looks over at Nicholas Cage in bed as he sleeps. #deathcastle @azizansari @ericwareheim

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@KIRO7Seattle *than