Doug Smith

Spent 40+ years selling computers to Drs. Would love to change the world for the better. Absent that, I’ll just continue to howl at the moon.

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@thejackhopkins @RepSamGraves After the results they’ve seen, it’ll be a cold day in hell, before you see another one.

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@Riflemanscreed2 When I’d complain about my job as an adult, he’d chuckle and say “Boy you’ve got a gravy train with beefsteak wheels”

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@brianonorio

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@brianonorio @CozumelFan Only two places you can get ham.

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@brianonorio Made the mistake of taking the dog with me one time. Should’ve seen the apeshit fit she threw when she saw all the seagulls.

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@DougWahl1 Why the fuk did they leave him that suit, shirt, and them skivvies?

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@daker03 @NCGOP @NCDemParty Or better yet, don’t field such chitty candidates…

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@AutismCapital Things that never happened for $2000

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@simonateba Trouble is, he’s never seen one…

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@brianonorio Hey, a guy can hope…

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@CBSNews Outta character my arse…

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@realDonaldTrump God I love fiction!

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@FrankLuntz While Trump did a good video, I trust gas station sushi more than him…

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@JudgeBobOrr Thank you and others for supporting country over party. Character counts, and y’all’ve got it!

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@theliamnissan Pullllezzzzz Iowa!

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@JoshStein_ @JudgeBobOrr Thank you Don Munford! I’ve known Don since our boys were in YMCA Indian Guides together. Proud to call him a friend. Don knows that character counts!

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@TheRickWilson Sheeeetttt…she’d beat him like a rented mule…

[Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith]

@bruce_steiner In a New York minute

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@ksorbs