manic pixie dream patient

despite popular belief i am not @tedcruz 🥵 my heart is filled with love and garbage ♏️ professional rabble rouser🔥 (she/her/hers) FL🌴to CT☕️ ☭

[Steven Huffman @Poeslawisalive]

Senator Mitch McConnell has reportedly passed away at his home in Washington DC.

This is the third time McConnell has died in the past week. Doctors say one more time ought to do it.

[Pocket @islandthembo]

so the reason why its so hot outside is because the gates of hell are opening

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

He leaves behind his wife of 5 months who is expecting their first child.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[mr. koen @atylerisborn]

The new phones policy is honestly insane and so dangerous what if I’m at the concert and there’s a genuine emergency??? like what if THE BUTCHER shows up at my show like he did at the Lady Raven concert in 2024!!!???

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Mamdani is running NYC like a small town mayor in a romance novel and it’s so beautiful to see

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[suka @culkinco]

this finale randomly being colman domingo emmy bait

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

life in new england

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

[a 2nd meaner guy @SolidStapp]

i got Buy Polar Disorder

[Æsh ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[thomas @wyadesire]

don't invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

being anti ai right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace