Jerk of All Trades

if you feel like you might be forming an opinion you are already a danger to yourself and others

[Jerk of All Trades @dammitwesley]

trapped under boulder help stepsisyphus

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gamer girl bath water vapes
serious investors only dont waste my time

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hey guys

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@CLTdevelopment @FriedcknRy @iamkingcarla Thank you, it's true, I'm incredible

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I know that a lot is going on right now but remember when joey greco got stabbed on a boat?

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is this in poorer taste now than earlier
test

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what do you mean I don't take politics seriously enough? I was just the other day discussing the intricacies of the isn'trael v. paleswhine divide

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Wonka should have punished them by killing their parents instead

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Idiots talk about biohacking their sleep schedules and think they're so smart when it's basically just a fancy version of getting blackout drunk pre-flight to avoid jet lag

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Chicks love a bad boy, but if you're a bad husband they wig out

Please ladies, make up your minds

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High piss volume day

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If someone says you're not the same since you've started drinking, it's because they're jealous of how fun you got

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@NormalNico Yea I'm thankful for the improvement

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@DaftLimmy I'm begging you to get a job

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The only accepted currency is laughs

I am very poor

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Ladies, I've never been formally rated but I've been called "heroin chic" on 3 separate occasions

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The power to have everyone tell you their problems and secrets so they feel better then immediately disengage

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"for... the bit... for the... bit..." *expires*

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@BroTeamPills its over

[Jerk of All Trades @dammitwesley]

In pursuit of a consistent metric for social interactions, my disposition towards others will now be scaling openly, directly, and exponentially with how attractive I find them
If you are ugly I WILL be deliberately cutting you off in traffic

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@guitarpunkmasta Bit of a bummer, good summary though thanks, I'll see it on streaming