Mr. Irrelevant

They call me Uncle Farty.

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I will always try any variation of Mountain Dew but I will never sip a Spiced Coke #AllSodasAreSpicy

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I am so excited to throw my all weather ultra grip Nerf howler football when it gets to my house next week #TweetingIntoTheVoid

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Hello Twitter World

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

"I'm ready to give everything I can for Philadelphia."

📺: #NFLDraft on @nflnetwork, @ABC, & @espn | April 28-30

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#TheJohnWayneGacyTapes

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@FakeJimmyBlunts @REAL_TRAV Classic.

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@REAL_TRAV

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I'd be so annoyed if these leather bound dummies tried to hype me up at the #NFLDraft2021 #KOL

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@BIG_CHODE Catcher can't block the plate.. automatically safe either way

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Dry tree needles in mulch + direct sunlight + wind is not a good combination & can start a fire anywhere. Very thankful nobody was hurt. Stay alert and always look out for one another! #FireAwareness

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Yesterday I called 9-1-1 for the first time when I saw my neighbor's tree caught on fire when pulling into my driveway. Larry & I did our best to contain the blaze with just a garden hose until #GilbertsvilleFireCompany showed up. 🙏

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Cody Rhodes sends Shaquille O’Neal through a table moments ago.

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

3 years ago today 🦅

Here’s some of my favorite moments I captured on the field and in the lockeroom after Eagles won first Super Bowl

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There's only one person who knows this dizzy track #CWL you must not accent the NUT https://t.co/cSNO9TSAyJ

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Sup @Eagles

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@JakeEvan39 @Slim8ty Who said I stopped skipping tracks remotely from my quarantine couch

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@GregieC03 if you know..you know https://t.co/RiwVL4Rr12

[Gregie C @GregieC03]

@damnReitTygotit https://t.co/VsmZL1mgtv

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@GregieC03 All about the classics https://t.co/3LnkOVZbNW

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@tank4kumar @EFord17451 Do all DC fans resort to childish and silly questions after getting swept or is it just you?