Chunky D. Luffy

not actually thick | humble god | hater | fakecel | cold ass rider | unapologetic menace | lil fella | rip ace

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I don't like when the hot sauce name is crass... Show some decorum

[Nergal @Plasma_Legion]

Funniest thing in Turn-A Gundam so far is a bunch of dudes from Louisiana finding some Zaku IIs and thinking that they're the tightest shit in the world.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Bredd @Breddicus]

I like to picture Jesus as battle shredded with capped delts and immaculate vascularity. Very Rambo 3-esque. RISE!!!

[LinaHua @Linahuaa]

Never jerk off at a Job Interview
Here's why...👇

They give you a long awkward pause or step out of the room for a minute.
Most people think it’s just to let you collect your thoughts or relax. It’s not.
For experienced recruiters, it’s observation.

The moment you’re left alone, the evaluation continues:
Do you beat your dick to relieve stress when you get the chance?
Do you rush to finish or goon extensively?

In reality, they expect you to already have gooned richly at least twice before arriving.

If you start masturbating, it just confirms that you're pulling rookie numbers.

[Bredd @Breddicus]

THE BALLAD OF BREDDICUS

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

All you uncs got real cocky supporting this war thinking you were past the draft age. Nigga we are going to shoot you out of a cannon

[Amélie Heinrich @Dispatch_Graph]

He fucking did it again

[LittleMacMain @LittleMacMainKO]

I FOUND IT

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

i don't think zoomers and gen alpha will ever properly comprehend how close america was to racial harmony prior to obama. yeah, the muslims were still on our shit list, but racism was on its way to dying out in a generation or two. now we're more racist than ever.

[jpark @ icml @jparkjmc]

bro anderson silva feinted his KNEE in a BOXING match

just because he knows woodley is former mma and would react to that

this is art

[Chunky D. Luffy @damnboyhethick]

this shit gets worse every year so no I'm not downloading an app

make it work on a browser wtf what retards work here

[Chunky D. Luffy @damnboyhethick]

I'm so tired of twitter signing me out at random on safari... I'm not downloading the app why wont you just work right? never had these issues before

[Chunky D. Luffy @damnboyhethick]

I don't even use this shit anymore but when I go to check my dm's or like click a link to twitter from an outside site it just logs me the fuck out, I could even have an active tab of it open and it still signs me out

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

you wouldn't drink a bottle of josh

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

people dont whack off like they used to. its all edging this, gooning that. complete nonsense.

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

rapnuzels mans dumb as fuck his first idea was to climb her hair like a ladder rather than call the police bro she was being held against her will "babe make a rope ladder ill come up" dude just wanted to hit and run