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@JCaramac @dirk7890 Newport, if I remember correctly.

[Laurie Fenwick @wl0lfe]

Oops!

#JohnsonOut205 #ToriesOut41 #BorisIsToast #Gobblegate #MoveHimOut #JailTime

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@xXxJ0DIExXx Roll or bap.

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@ChicksRule A bit homophobic.

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@Mistywoman1 @club_twits Eddie Izzard looking his age.

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@Ern400 Chris Moles.

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@other_mrs I told Warren Beatty to fuck off. By mistake. Wasn’t his fault.
And Bryan Adams, not by mistake.

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@giddypop When I was a student, late 80s/early 90s, I’d buy the Telegraph for the sports coverage and a tricky yet doable cryptic crossword. Then pick up the Guardian and read the news. I sound like a prick.

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@SartorialThug Lick its back, Mr Thug. You won’t be needing that pint.
(Not sure I believe the hallucinogenic toad stories).

[mark @_1Spartacus1_]

#FollowBackFriday If you agree with Sarah Murphy and want us collectively to do something about it please retweet ❤️

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@iestynw222 Uppa Swans. Not been to Blackpool in years, but that pic looks out of a Steinbeck novel. Or Hammett. Three points, please, weary travellers.

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@Ottojizzmark Bernadette Soubirous. Or
Old man Steptoe.

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@ColetteFoley That £37bn figure rears its ugly head once more. What Dido and Serco, predominantly, were handed to fuck it all up and make things considerably worse. Just £37bn.

[Gavin D. J. Harper @gavindjharper]

You know what... if America can investigate their former leader for espionage then so can we...

Boris shady meetings without security detail need to be investigated.
And those who have collided to turn a blind eye also need removing from the public sphere.

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@Rossmac212 Kid took a clear dive. Yellow card.

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@NicholasTyrone Is it too late for a stalking horse? Just to fuck it up even more and refresh this overlong and tiresome process.

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@carryonkeith Well done that man.

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@secrettory12 Calling bollocks on this fib.

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@AnneLaird31 Careful, Johnson. Skipping can result in a strained moob, or two.

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@trussliz @Conservatives Couldn’t deliver a cupped fart to her own nostrils.