CJ 😇

bi | he/him/his | 🇭🇳 | i had a marvelous time ruining everything | @/damnitchristian on IG | DM for 🔞 alt

[CJ 😇 @damnitxtian]

Normally my attitude towards gay readings of canonically straight characters is "live and let live" but this is the most obviously gay dude pretending to be straight I've ever seen and I'm from Miami

[🍉 rider ☽☾ i want you safe.. my doctor..🔻 @Iegomonkiekid]

just randomly thought of this clip again.. hey girl

[mia @httpsosweet]

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

yes my abuse goblin has the same name as you so what. respect my fucking boundaries please

[wor$t e! in america @ethxooo]

connecting things

[flwr grl @yurifan92]

I once hooked up w a tguy and he ghosted me after hitting and i cant even be mad that mustvw been crazy gender affirming

[Sam @JUWUBEAT]

twitter gives the best porn to its most public scrollers

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

This is what Tom Holland looks like in every movie

[CJ 😇 @damnitxtian]

Transgender Meowth:

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

why do good foids like bad goys

[saltmatey.bsky.social🌛 @saltmatey]

emma frost if they werent cowards

[Athena @Minifarmthena]

She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

[littlebear36 @littlebear36_]

Best tweet of the World Cup

[nardo @armokennedy]

Every time I look at Matt Damon with sexual desire I can feel Ben Affleck breathing directly into my ear

[i’m just Ben @ItsRainingBen]

None of these people are Greek

[daryacomicnation @prozacfriedrice]

Uhm

[CJ 😇 @damnitxtian]

i thought this was tig notaro

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo made a new friend at the game!! ⚽ Mr. Tom Cruise!!!