Damian Missen

Gashead

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Sky News and The Times did not publicise where the Farage's family lives.

Nigel Farage did.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

England conceded 0.01 non-penalty xG On Target in the second half against Mexico.

They played 47 minutes with 10 men 🤯

[Bristol Rovers Live @BristolLiveBRFC]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Rovers win the race to sign Ciaran Kelly.

Read here 👇

#UTG 🔵⚪️
https://t.co/XkpwbfeFxE

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

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[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

While away on England Under-21 duty, Paul Gascoigne says Julian Dicks kept him awake all night, constantly trying to persuade him to sneak out to a pub.

Gazza insists he did not even want to go, but Dicks went on and on and would not let him sleep.

So the next day, Gazza decided to get his own back. He went out and bought some fireworks, waited until Dicks was asleep, then crept into his bathroom and lit what he described as a big banger.

The explosion, Gazza says, was incredible. He then ran into Dicks’ room shouting, “Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate!”

Dicks leapt out of bed and ran straight into the hotel corridor completely naked, convinced the place was about to blow up.

Gazza then locked him outside, leaving hotel staff and other guests coming out to find a terrified Julian Dicks standing there with absolutely nothing on.

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

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[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Complete stupidity from this Bristol City fan as they’ve arrived in Swansea today… 🫣🤦‍♂️

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

@Official_BRFC @SkyBetLeagueTwo 2-0 down and you bring on a defender. Fuck off evans you clown

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

You'll want to be sitting down for this bit.

Water companies are currently £82.7 billion in debt, have paid themselves £85 billion in dividends, leak over a trillion of litres of water per year, dump sewage for almost 4 million hours per year, have been convicted of over 1,200 criminal acts since 1989 and an average of 35% of your bill goes on nothing but paying more interest and yet more dividends.

And not a single company has ever lost their operating licence. 👇

[Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO]

Stockport County are aiming to extend Jack Hunt’s contract to fend off interest from a number of their EFL rivals. Hunt is out of contract later in January when his short-term deal expires. Hunt has made 10 appearances for County since joining in November.
#stockportcounty

[Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO]

Bristol Rovers have agreed a deal to sign Peterborough midfielder Ryan De Havilland in a permanent move. #BristolRovers #pufc

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

@0contextrovers Absolutely, its playing to what you have on the pitch. If you have ellis or promise, the long ball can work. And it did when promise was on the left of a 3

[Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO]

Bristol Rovers are set to sack manager Darrell Clarke after another defeat to Swindon. #BristolRovers

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

@0contextrovers He was insane that day!

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

@mancgas Then 2 minutes later gives a free kick for the exact same thing

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

If that is a free kick then why didnt he give a penalty? #utg

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

STOP GOING 5 AT THE BACK

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

@0contextrovers How are lower league clubs suppose to develop and keep hold of young players, when premier league clubs can come in, flash loads of money then stockpile them in there youth system? Really infuriates me.

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

@TheLanceCook Goodnight irene (but a slower version)

[Damian Missen @damo_mizz]

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[Elliot Lane @ElliotLane11]

Incredible variety of League Cup opponents as always:

16/17 Cardiff
17/18 Cambridge
18/19 Crawley
19/20 Cheltenham
20/21 Ipswich
21/22 Cheltenham
22/23 Crawley
23/24 Ipswich
24/25 Cardiff
25/26 Cambridge

5 different teams in 10 seasons 😂

[Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO]

James Wilson has cancelled his contract at Bristol Rovers early by mutual consent leaving him free to find a new club with a number of League One and League Two clubs interested in the defender. #BristolRovers