Damon

A creative who finds creative ways to procrastinate creating.

[Damon @DamonCapi]

A parking lot walks into a bar. He says, "I'll take one for the road"

Laughter ensues

[Damon @DamonCapi]

@G0dZyn @FearedBuck "Imagine watching any of this Goyslop room temp IQ brain rot."

[Damon @DamonCapi]

Autistic kid on the same flight as me talking to this older couple about FDR, the Civil War, mechanical engineering, and planes. We are in good hands.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

If you don't sing the intro of feel good inc in a high pitched voice you're gay

[Damon @DamonCapi]

It's so funny to me that people still believe in cancel culture

[Damon @DamonCapi]

So apparently life does not go on n on n on n on n on n on n on n on n on, huh?

[Damon @DamonCapi]

@leiqhvv #ignoregreasybangs

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

It’s good to be back home celebrating #SummerGameFest

[val (67/100) @ValToadstool]

If your wordle starter is intended to be the most effective word possible you're anti-art

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Its not "for free" that money is used to fund infrastructure and public goods throughout Israel

[Damon @DamonCapi]

This app is like a toxic X
I cam never stay away from it

[Damon @DamonCapi]

really really thirsty

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

What the word for when youre being liquid starved. not parched

[Damon @DamonCapi]

@Weegisme_ *When* i get botox i want everyone to think the IDF took me captive, that would be nice

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Damon @DamonCapi]

Literally a quarter of the views on this post are porn bots
Love the direction twitter has gone

[Damon @DamonCapi]

Got strawberry flavored lube call my shit a strawberry short cake

[Damon @DamonCapi]

Got strawberry flavored lube call my shit a strawberry short cake

[Damon @DamonCapi]

"Unironically"

[National Conservative @NatCon2022]

Prime Minister of Canada unironically alleges that he would go to war against America to defend Danish control of Greenland.

[Damon @DamonCapi]

Me when the discussion board is due in 10 minutes

[cow @cowincrisis]

herding dog is fucking testing me today

[Damon @DamonCapi]

@boyyfailures Guys don't bully him, he's 19 and autistic he doesn't know any better 😢