D@mon Mitchell

Owned Media Copysolutionist: I empower marketing strategists to spend more time with their families, by writing the conversion copy that makes them look good.

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@MightyFineCopy_ This tweet populating in my inbox was enough to awaken my Twitter slumber. I friggen loved this place.

This was the place I looked at my wife and declared "to the pain," as I shoveled in the food.

FYI: The food won

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@askallea @ImJeannetteC Thank you for having us!

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@Stephakiwi @lovevalgeisler @LaurenEmailGeek @KaitCreamer I'll DM you!

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@lovevalgeisler Just facts

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Change is inevitable

Good or bad is up to you

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What happens when we throw this stone in the pond?

GDPR is real, ya'll. It's on.

https://t.co/v2VrQQal7c

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EMAIL! Why won't you just die already???

Oh. Because, this. (And other items)

https://t.co/BThwDOaRm3

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@jenphillipsapri Feels about right. Mini-podcast. Sometimes without the "mini."

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Greatest feature of voice-texting is that one can ramble.

Worst feature of voice-texting is that one can ramble.

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@lovevalgeisler Might have already told you about a friend of mine who would conduct entire meetings with roughly two questions.

Q1: Tell me about a time when...
Q2: What do you mean?

Repeat Q2 using different tones expressing deeper interest until you hit a wall.

You've got what you need!

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@jenphillipsapri 🙏

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@jenphillipsapri We learned in CR that howler families will excommunicate a naughty chimp for periods of time. They're super dependent on their families so not a good sign when you see one alone. Don't know if spider monkeys are the same, but prolly.

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@jenphillipsapri Rare, as I understand it. Not since the 90s

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@lovevalgeisler What is "forgotten to eat?"

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@lovevalgeisler @ebenson_emily

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Who should be more embarrassed? Me, that I couldn't spell digestable correctly? 🤦‍♂️

Or Apple, that my OS couldn't figure out that I meant digestible? 🏆

I Googled it to figure it out. Thanks, Googes!

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@jenphillipsapri My breakthrough case remains a complete mystery to me but was survivable. It was not fun. But! I did not infect my wife or our close family member, both of whom were vaccinated and exposed to me. All for that FWIW. Strength to your fam, Jen.